National Cheeseburger Day

Grub Mac n cheese

Cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger! It makes you happy just saying it, doesn’t it?

It’s almost National Cheeseburger Day again. Or, as we like to think of it, our second birthday. Heck, we may love it even more than our actual birthday. It’s a day for cheesy cheeseburger celebrations and ceremonies.

But why stop at just one day of celebrations? Just like you might celebrate your birthday all week, we’re doing the same. Grub will be offering free fries with any purchase of the Mac n’ Cheeseburger, September 17 through 22. You’re welcome.

Now that that’s out of the way, why don’t we take a big bite out of Cheeseburger Day? As you probably know, we’re sort of known for our deliciously creative cheeseburgers. Each of our guests has their favorite, and for very different reasons. We don’t want to stereotype any of you burger-eaters out there, but… we’re about to.

Here’s what your burger choice at Grub says about you.


Lettuce, tomato, mayo and mustard.

You’re a traditionalist. You like a nice, ironed pair of slacks. You mow your lawn yourself. You actually take the clothes out of your suitcase immediately after returning home from a trip rather than leaving it sitting there for two weeks like the rest of us.

You give firm handshakes and you started your 401K at 23.

People like you keep the world moving.


Applewood smoked bacon, American, pickles, lettuce, tomato and secret sauce #9.

You have a flair for the dramatic. On the outside, you’re a lot like the Front Porch-eaters, but you have a secret wild side. Your co-workers would do a double take if they watched your Snapchat story on a weekend night.

But like the sauce on the Bacon Love #9, you know how to keep it a secret.


Chipotle aioli, cheddar cheese and homemade guacamole.

You like to have a good time, don’t you? Unlike the previous two, there’s no doubt in anyone’s mind where you are on Friday or Saturday night. Heck, maybe even a Wednesday or Thursday night.

You’re loud and rambunctious and people find it endearing. To you, life is just a series of moments in between your next brewski.


Applewood smoked bacon, cheddar cheese, Dr Pepper BBQ Sauce, two onion rings and sliced dill pickles.

You’re not a foodie. Please — you’re a food enthusiast. You’ve been asked to be a judge at the state fair, but you politely declined because you’re not in it for the fame.

You’re the one people come to when they need dinner recommendations. You’re on Yelp’s Elite Squad, after all.


Mac ‘n’ cheese, cheese sauce and bacon.

You’re a child at heart, but not necessarily childish. You’re really good at being a millennial. You just wish things could back to way they were. When exactly, you’re not quite sure, but probably a time when you were eating mac ‘n’ cheese on the reg.

Did we mention we’re offering free fries with any purchase of the Mac ‘n’ Cheeseburger, September 17 – 22?


Absinthe sautéed mushrooms, Swiss and Tabasco mayo.

You’re a little out there, aren’t you? People find you very mysterious and intriguing. You were also voted “Most Likely to Become an Actual Witch” by your high school class.


Pepper jack cheese, Trinidad Moruga scorpion sauce, grilled jalapeños, lettuce and tomato with a pickled habanero garnish.

You’re a thrill-seeker. Skydiving? You’ve done it. Bungee jumping? Old news. Climbing Mount Everest? Well, not yet. But it’s on your bucket list. You like your burgers like you like your life — spicy and jam-packed.


Crumbled bleu cheese, bleu cheese spread, cracked peppercorn seasoning, balsamic caramelized onions, tomato and arugula.

Boy, you’re a fancy one, aren’t you? Only the finest cheeses and wines for you! You relate to the family in Downton Abbey more than you’d care to admit. You’re cultured. You’re fancy. You’re listening to classical music right now, aren’t you?


Meatless burger made with ground chickpeas, cucumber avocado dressing, arugula, cucumber slices, pickled red onions & queso fresco on a freshly baked wheat bun.

You’re not a hippie, but you see their point. You’re not into, like, harming the environment, man. Everything is natural for you, from your face wash to your organic socks. Your car runs on compost. We all should be more like you.


Hand-chopped wild-caught salmon and ancho chili burger, avocado, black bean and charred corn medley, tequila lime aioli and fresh cilantro on a white bun.

You’re really into the great outdoors. You either live in the Rocky Mountains or you wish you did. You’d rather catch and eat your own food, but it’s hard to do that in the city. You really related to the movies Into the Wild and Grizzly Man. Only it would have worked out for you a lot better.


Ground, pesto-seasoned turkey burger, bacon, Swiss, sprouts, avocado and chipotle aioli on a wheat bun.

You’re a health nut. In your backseat is a yoga mat, a Whole Foods bag and your Whole30 book, just in case of emergencies. You’re careful and considerate of what you put into your body, but you’ve found ways to truly enjoy food. Good for you.


Wagyu patty, roasted garlic A1 aioli, marinated grilled tomato, arugula, Swiss and French fried onions.

You’re a citizen of the world. You love experiencing new cultures, foods and languages. Your passport is nearly full. Friends come to you asking for vacation ideas. You haven’t traveled around the world yet, but one day. One day.

Which burger-lover are you? Come find out today at your local Grub Burger Bar.

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