At Grub, all signs point to a good time — Zodiac signs, that is. Whether or not you actually believe in the dubious art of astrology, it can still be fun to try to divine your personality traits and your future from your astrological sign.
So what’s your sign? We’ll read your horoscope and tell you what you should be ordering on your next visit to Grub.
CAPRICORN (December 22 – January 19) is known for being responsible and disciplined — a paragon of self-control. That’s why you’re all about our delicious but healthful California Chicken Bowl. It’s only 580 calories and is made with grilled chicken breast, bacon, black bean and corn medley, lettuce, Campari tomatoes, sprouts, queso fresco and ancho-lime vinaigrette.
AQUARIUS (January 20 – February 18) is progressive, original and independent. You water-bearers are always looking for new ways to mix things up, and so when you’re craving a sweet treat, you go for our Kitchen Sink, a handcrafted shake blended with pretzels, peanut butter, salt, butterscotch sauce, caramel sauce, chocolate chips, coffee grounds and potato chips.
PISCES (February 19 – March 20) is empathetic and artistic. Your sign is represented by the fish, so it’s only natural you’d be drawn to our Ahi Tuna bowl, featuring seared Ahi tuna, bacon, black bean and charred corn medley, lettuce, Campari tomatoes, avocado, queso fresco, sprouts and ancho-lime vinaigrette.
ARIES (March 21 – April 19) is audacious and ambitious, known for diving headfirst into whatever you pursue. So when it comes time to order, you look for something that burns as brightly as you — like our Blazin’ Chicken Sandwich, which features crispy fried chicken smothered in a blazin’ hot sauce, pickle aioli, pickles and a refreshing red cabbage slaw.
TAURUS (April 20 – May 20) is represented by the bull, but that doesn’t mean you’re not laid-back. You love nothing more than kicking back in serene environments, taking in the sights, sounds, smells and, of course, flavors. That’s why you love our $5 Ritas, which allow you to get your buzz on with Sauza Silver Tequila, orange liqueur, orange and fresh lime juice for only five buckaroos.
GEMINI (May 21 – June 20) is the sign of the twins. Whether or not you actually have an identical sibling, you’re interested in so many things you sometimes wish you could double yourself. We got your back with the Split Decision. You get your choice of two sides: Skinny Fries, Sweets or Onion Rings.
CANCER (June 21 – July 22) is represented by the crab, which splits its time between the sea and the shore. Similarly, you’re an intuitive soul, existing in both the emotional and material realms. The ultimate comfort food, our Mac ‘N’ Cheeseburger is an all-beef patty topped with mac ‘n’ cheese, cheese sauce and bacon. It’s reminiscent of childhood but rooted in the here and now.
LEO (July 23 – August 22) digs the notoriety and royal status that comes with being a lion. And so when you and your crew roll into Grub, you head straight for our Lockhart Legend, the most popular burger on our menu. It comes with applewood-smoked bacon, cheddar cheese, Dr Pepper BBQ sauce, two onion rings and sliced dill pickles.
VIRGO (August 23 – September 22) is known for being a bit of a perfectionist. Logical, practical, systematic — that’s you! Our Napa Salad — made with mixed greens, arugula, goat cheese, strawberries, black Mission figs, toasted almonds and hazelnut vinaigrette — is the perfect order for such an orderly person.
LIBRA (September 23 – October 22) has a reputation for a natural flirtatiousness and a love for the finer things in life. You’re just the type to order a Prosecco split to go with your favorite burger. Why not?
SCORPIO (October 23 – November 21) is marked by passion and power. It only makes sense that you’d heat things up with the Scorpion burger, premium beef topped with pepper jack cheese, Trinidad Moruga scorpion sauce, grilled jalapeños, lettuce and tomato.
SAGITTARIUS (November 22 – December 21) is represented by the archer. You’re always on a quest for new adventure, so you don’t shy away from our Voo Doo Mushroom burger. It gets its kick from absinthe-sautéed mushrooms, Swiss cheese and Tabasco mayo.
No matter what your Zodiac sign is, we’re seeing a trip to Grub in your future. It’s written in the stars!